1 00:00:32,899 --> 00:00:35,859 Fore! Fore! Ed! 2 00:00:36,259 --> 00:00:38,019 Ed! Ed! 3 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:42,579 Didn't you hear me yell "Fore"? The ball was headed straight for you! 4 00:00:42,659 --> 00:00:46,659 I know, I saw it. Till it hooked way off thataway. 5 00:00:47,659 --> 00:00:51,859 You up here for some specific reason, or was it a little slow in the woods today? 6 00:00:51,939 --> 00:00:54,659 No, they're about the same as always. 7 00:00:56,619 --> 00:00:59,339 Do you realise that guys I first met in Anatomy 1A 8 00:00:59,419 --> 00:01:01,859 are now on the first tee at Silver Lake? 9 00:01:01,939 --> 00:01:07,219 Tradin' stock tips, referrin' patients to one another... 10 00:01:07,299 --> 00:01:09,539 The worst part is, their game improves, 11 00:01:09,619 --> 00:01:13,019 and I don't even have a decent place to practise. 12 00:01:14,019 --> 00:01:16,019 I found it. 13 00:01:17,699 --> 00:01:20,219 Ah, what's the use? 14 00:01:20,299 --> 00:01:24,699 My game might as well be back in New York with the rest of my life. 15 00:01:24,779 --> 00:01:28,019 - You know what I would do? - About what? 16 00:01:28,099 --> 00:01:32,179 Lay Astroturf over this whole road, have yourself a real golf course. 17 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:35,939 Yeah! We'll put in a windmill, call it Fleischman's Mini-Putt! 18 00:02:19,819 --> 00:02:23,299 Yeah, they got here. 19 00:02:23,379 --> 00:02:26,339 They're squawking away over here. 20 00:02:26,859 --> 00:02:32,299 I don't know, but they're smiling and bowing a lot, so I guess everything's OK. 21 00:02:32,379 --> 00:02:36,939 Yeah, you can start the countdown anytime now. OK. 22 00:02:39,099 --> 00:02:42,579 That was my man on the radio. You were sayin', Mr Chiba? 23 00:02:42,659 --> 00:02:48,299 Just that the majority of Mr Masuto's resort communities are on the Big Island. 24 00:02:48,379 --> 00:02:50,539 Oh, yeah? I've been to Hawaii. 25 00:02:50,619 --> 00:02:52,859 They got their sun, they got their water, 26 00:02:52,939 --> 00:02:57,379 but you could take Big Island, plop it on top of Mount McKinley, with all its lava, 27 00:02:57,459 --> 00:02:59,739 still have room for a leper colony. 28 00:03:02,139 --> 00:03:05,539 - Pipe down. - ... Masuto and Mr Vincent Chiba. 29 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:08,659 Howdy, boys! 30 00:03:08,739 --> 00:03:10,339 You likey, huh? 31 00:03:10,419 --> 00:03:15,259 In Hawaii, they'll fix you up with a luau and roast you a pig. 32 00:03:15,339 --> 00:03:21,259 But in Alaska, we have what the executive consumer will pay through the nose for 33 00:03:21,339 --> 00:03:25,739 in the way of a vacation destination: Elbow room! 34 00:03:25,819 --> 00:03:30,059 You know what I mean? Elbow room. 35 00:03:30,139 --> 00:03:33,179 - What's with him? - He's going to vomit. 36 00:03:33,259 --> 00:03:34,859 Not in the car! 37 00:03:38,979 --> 00:03:44,419 Hey, Dr Fleischman, how many times a day do you wash your hands? 38 00:03:44,499 --> 00:03:46,299 Good question. 39 00:03:46,379 --> 00:03:52,379 I don't know. Guess it depends how many patients I see: Five, ten, fifty. 40 00:03:53,859 --> 00:03:57,299 - Do you ever use Wash'n Dris? - When I eat ribs. 41 00:03:57,379 --> 00:04:03,059 We use 'em at work. They really get out the grease. And they smell nice. 42 00:04:03,139 --> 00:04:05,219 Is that right? 43 00:04:05,299 --> 00:04:09,259 Anyway, let me explain the procedure to you. 44 00:04:09,339 --> 00:04:14,059 With a new patient, I like to take a medical history and do an examination. 45 00:04:14,139 --> 00:04:19,699 What's wrong is my stomach's been yucky and I've been getting sick a lot. 46 00:04:19,779 --> 00:04:22,139 I'm sorry to hear that. For how long? 47 00:04:22,219 --> 00:04:25,499 - About two months. - I see. Could be a virus. 48 00:04:25,579 --> 00:04:30,139 Since I missed my last two periods, I did one of those tests where you pee in a cup, 49 00:04:30,219 --> 00:04:33,019 - and it turned blue. - Well, um... 50 00:04:34,219 --> 00:04:37,659 an ultrasound is warranted, but I haven't got one, so... 51 00:04:37,739 --> 00:04:41,019 I'm gonna take a wild stab and suggest you might be pregnant. 52 00:04:41,099 --> 00:04:43,499 - That's what I was thinking too. - Oh. 53 00:04:43,579 --> 00:04:47,699 I take it it's an unplanned pregnancy? D'you wanna...? 54 00:04:47,779 --> 00:04:49,259 - No! - No, what? 55 00:04:49,339 --> 00:04:53,019 - What were you gonna say? - D'you wanna take your coat off? 56 00:04:53,099 --> 00:04:55,179 - OK. - Good. 57 00:04:56,979 --> 00:04:59,899 - Why don't you just lie back here? - OK. 58 00:04:59,979 --> 00:05:02,579 Make yourself comfortable. 59 00:05:03,699 --> 00:05:06,299 - What exactly is the problem, Shelly? - Holling. 60 00:05:06,379 --> 00:05:09,459 - He doesn't want a baby? - No. Maybe. 61 00:05:10,299 --> 00:05:13,099 I don't know. He doesn't know yet. 62 00:05:13,379 --> 00:05:18,219 He saw the cup this morning, but I said Ruth-Anne was giving away free Mr Toilet. 63 00:05:18,299 --> 00:05:20,779 I think you ought to tell him. Sit up, please. 64 00:05:23,659 --> 00:05:26,939 - Couldn't you tell him, Dr Fleischman? - I don't think so. 65 00:05:27,019 --> 00:05:29,739 It might be more meaningful coming from you. 66 00:05:29,819 --> 00:05:32,499 Why don't you give me another urine sample? 67 00:05:32,579 --> 00:05:36,739 And I'll write you up a prescription for vitamins. 68 00:05:36,819 --> 00:05:39,779 And there's a pamphlet I want you to read on prenatal care. 69 00:05:39,859 --> 00:05:42,419 - OK. - So, uh... 70 00:05:42,499 --> 00:05:47,459 no drinking, no smoking, no bucking broncos. All right? 71 00:05:47,539 --> 00:05:49,539 So sex is out? 72 00:05:49,619 --> 00:05:51,619 Only for me. 73 00:05:53,099 --> 00:05:56,939 I don't care what he's doing. I wanna see him, and I wanna see him now. 74 00:05:57,019 --> 00:05:59,539 - What's the problem? - He won't wait his turn. 75 00:05:59,619 --> 00:06:03,179 This man is sick, Joel. He puked in my Caddy. 76 00:06:08,219 --> 00:06:10,579 Rice pellets all over my dashboard. 77 00:06:10,659 --> 00:06:12,259 Yuck! 78 00:06:16,619 --> 00:06:21,779 Mr Chiba, Mr Masuto, this is Dr Joel Fleischman. 79 00:06:21,859 --> 00:06:24,379 Nice to meet you. Take a seat. 80 00:06:24,459 --> 00:06:29,259 Sorry you're not feeling well. 81 00:06:29,979 --> 00:06:32,499 - Where does it hurt? - His stomach is upset. 82 00:06:32,579 --> 00:06:35,219 - It started on the plane from Hawaii. - Ah. 83 00:06:35,299 --> 00:06:38,859 Tell him it's probably just turbulence, or maybe the airline food, 84 00:06:38,939 --> 00:06:41,099 but I'll poke around, just to be safe. 85 00:06:44,019 --> 00:06:49,099 Tell him that Dr Fleischman is the kind of enterprising young professional 86 00:06:49,179 --> 00:06:53,539 who's chosen to stake his claim right here on the banks of the Alaskan Riviera. 87 00:06:53,619 --> 00:06:55,899 Tell him I'm being held against my will. 88 00:06:55,979 --> 00:06:58,459 There's nothing this young man can't handle. 89 00:06:58,539 --> 00:07:02,939 If you want a Cadillac, go to Detroit. If you want a doctor, go to New York City. 90 00:07:04,579 --> 00:07:06,379 Say "Ah". 91 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:08,459 - Ah. - Ah. 92 00:07:09,859 --> 00:07:13,499 Careful there, son. Those are valuable glands you're examining. 93 00:07:13,579 --> 00:07:16,419 - What business are you guys in? - Trucking. 94 00:07:17,459 --> 00:07:19,099 - Trucking? - And docks. 95 00:07:19,179 --> 00:07:20,619 - Ducks? - Docks. 96 00:07:20,699 --> 00:07:24,539 - Docks! - Just let it be, Fleischman. 97 00:07:24,619 --> 00:07:29,899 Let's just say that Mr Masuto's got a very highly diversified portfolio. 98 00:07:30,339 --> 00:07:34,619 - He's also got wax. - He's gonna build a resort in Cicely. 99 00:07:35,419 --> 00:07:39,219 - Really? - If we can agree on the figures. 100 00:07:39,299 --> 00:07:42,219 We can agree on the figures! 101 00:07:42,299 --> 00:07:48,739 Yeah, it's gonna be a state-of-the-art hotel complex, 1,000 rooms, swimming pools, 102 00:07:48,819 --> 00:07:53,219 riding stable, tennis courts, 18-hole golf course. 103 00:07:53,779 --> 00:07:56,379 - Golf course? - Yeah. 104 00:07:57,099 --> 00:08:00,419 Would you excuse us for one moment, please? 105 00:08:00,499 --> 00:08:02,499 Tell him to disrobe. 106 00:08:10,179 --> 00:08:12,699 I want in. I want in, so I can get out. 107 00:08:12,779 --> 00:08:15,699 - Now just listen to me. Just hear me out. - What? 108 00:08:15,779 --> 00:08:18,979 A resort this size will need a highly-paid physician, right? 109 00:08:19,059 --> 00:08:22,579 - What are you drivin' at? - I will do it full-time, and for peanuts. 110 00:08:22,659 --> 00:08:24,939 - In return for what? - Um... 111 00:08:26,659 --> 00:08:29,859 A one-year reduction in my sentence? What's so funny? 112 00:08:29,939 --> 00:08:32,979 You're gonna need someone to help sell the area. 113 00:08:33,059 --> 00:08:36,859 I'm urban, I'm professional, and I'm desperate. 114 00:08:36,939 --> 00:08:39,739 You know, you got a point there, son. 115 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:45,619 Hey, I'm the perfect prototype of the new and improved modern Alaskan. 116 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:49,539 The most important thing in dealing with these people is bonding. 117 00:08:49,619 --> 00:08:55,059 You got to do all you can to break down the cultural barriers to close the deal. 118 00:08:56,059 --> 00:09:00,179 - Are you ready for somethin' like that? - Oh, yeah! 119 00:09:02,739 --> 00:09:04,739 I love sushi. 120 00:09:15,259 --> 00:09:18,459 - Shelly, you're agonising. - I am? 121 00:09:18,539 --> 00:09:20,859 I suppose I am. 122 00:09:20,939 --> 00:09:25,219 But how do you tell your old man that your pee turned blue? 123 00:09:25,299 --> 00:09:28,339 It really depends on the type of man you're dealing with. 124 00:09:28,419 --> 00:09:34,419 If he's a romantic, break it to him over a candlelit dinner and a bottle of wine. 125 00:09:34,499 --> 00:09:36,899 Holling likes draught beer. 126 00:09:36,979 --> 00:09:40,659 Or if he's a musician, you could take him to a concert. 127 00:09:40,739 --> 00:09:44,379 Or if he's an arrogant, condescending professional from New York, 128 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:48,259 you'd probably want to raise the kid on your own. 129 00:09:49,459 --> 00:09:54,179 But a man like Holling - a gentle man, a mature man, a man's man? 130 00:09:55,179 --> 00:09:58,379 The direct approach would be the best. 131 00:09:59,339 --> 00:10:02,459 - You mean, like, just say it? - Just say it. 132 00:10:02,539 --> 00:10:04,299 - OK. - OK. 133 00:10:05,459 --> 00:10:07,459 Come on, boys! 134 00:10:08,339 --> 00:10:13,619 Never negotiate, never turn your back on 'em, and never mention Pearl Harbor. 135 00:10:13,699 --> 00:10:16,299 - Right. - Wine 'em and dine 'em till they drop, 136 00:10:16,379 --> 00:10:19,139 and then stick them with the tab before they stick you. 137 00:10:28,259 --> 00:10:32,579 Oh, good. Here's our mayor now. 138 00:10:32,659 --> 00:10:38,459 Holling Vincoeur, I'd like you to meet two very special VIP guests... 139 00:10:39,219 --> 00:10:41,219 It's just an honorary title anyway. 140 00:10:41,299 --> 00:10:46,019 Gentlemen, if you'll step right in, make yourselves at home. 141 00:10:48,579 --> 00:10:51,619 - What the hell's the problem? - She's pregnant. 142 00:10:51,699 --> 00:10:53,779 Preggies? Who's preggies? 143 00:10:53,859 --> 00:10:56,299 - Shelly. - My Shelly? 144 00:10:57,179 --> 00:11:00,299 Mr Minnifield? Mr Minnifield! 145 00:11:00,379 --> 00:11:02,859 Oh, yeah. Gentlemen, please. 146 00:11:05,059 --> 00:11:07,139 What happened? He got angry? 147 00:11:07,219 --> 00:11:10,099 No, he just dropped what he was doing and left. 148 00:11:10,179 --> 00:11:13,739 - So why's she crying? - Haven't you ever heard of hormones? 149 00:11:13,819 --> 00:11:16,979 What is this, a pop quiz? Yeah, I've heard of hormones. 150 00:11:17,059 --> 00:11:21,419 Oestrogen, progesterone, testosterone - which obviously regulates you. 151 00:11:21,499 --> 00:11:23,299 - Wanna know what I think? - Do I care? 152 00:11:23,379 --> 00:11:27,339 - Do I care if you care? - Hey, look, O'Connell... 153 00:11:30,179 --> 00:11:33,019 You made a real mess of things here. 154 00:11:34,419 --> 00:11:36,419 I know. 155 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:40,899 I never thought of myself as the marryin' kind, but... 156 00:11:40,979 --> 00:11:44,979 there's no one in the worid I would rather marry than you. 157 00:11:49,019 --> 00:11:51,779 Shelly, honey, will you marry me? 158 00:11:53,459 --> 00:11:55,619 OK. 159 00:12:22,059 --> 00:12:25,939 Maurice! What are you doin'?! The guys are gettin' restless. 160 00:12:26,019 --> 00:12:28,819 Sake's not my beverage of choice. 161 00:12:30,419 --> 00:12:32,779 Just take small sips. 162 00:12:32,859 --> 00:12:37,859 If we're gonna bond with these guys, there's gotta be a toast. 163 00:12:39,739 --> 00:12:41,739 All right, let's do it. 164 00:12:47,419 --> 00:12:49,419 Sorry about the delay. 165 00:12:50,459 --> 00:12:54,379 The microwave was made in Korea! 166 00:12:54,459 --> 00:12:55,899 Oh! 167 00:12:55,979 --> 00:13:00,019 Tell Mr Masuto that, as a doctor, I can't recommend that he drinks liquor. 168 00:13:00,099 --> 00:13:04,579 But, as a friend, I'd like to propose a toast. 169 00:13:11,739 --> 00:13:15,699 To a long and fruitful relationship. 170 00:13:24,619 --> 00:13:29,259 I gotta hand it to you people. You got the resiliency of ants. 171 00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:34,219 45 years ago we bombed you into a pulp. 172 00:13:34,299 --> 00:13:37,419 Now you practically own the whole Pacific Rim. 173 00:13:37,499 --> 00:13:39,579 Lock, stock and barrel. 174 00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:42,099 I say I'chaim. 175 00:13:43,379 --> 00:13:45,379 - L'chaim. - L'chaim! 176 00:13:47,579 --> 00:13:50,019 And you know how to treat your women. 177 00:13:50,099 --> 00:13:52,579 I mean, you guys practically set the standard. 178 00:13:52,659 --> 00:13:55,899 - What Maurice means... - How can they kick you in the jewels 179 00:13:55,979 --> 00:13:58,619 when they're walkin' six paces behind you? 180 00:13:59,299 --> 00:14:05,019 Of course, they can stab you in the back and rip your heart out. 181 00:14:05,099 --> 00:14:06,939 Hm, yeah. 182 00:14:07,019 --> 00:14:08,979 So, anyway... 183 00:14:10,419 --> 00:14:14,619 I was the one who originally brought Shelly to town. 184 00:14:14,699 --> 00:14:18,939 I first met her right after she was crowned Miss Northwest Passage. 185 00:14:19,019 --> 00:14:21,299 I was one of the judges. 186 00:14:21,379 --> 00:14:28,019 She was not the best-looking one of the bunch, but she had this look about her. 187 00:14:29,459 --> 00:14:31,859 You know what I mean? 188 00:14:34,059 --> 00:14:36,139 Well... 189 00:14:36,219 --> 00:14:38,299 you'll have to excuse me. 190 00:14:38,379 --> 00:14:42,259 I've gotta go sit on the can for a little while. 191 00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:44,459 Warm liquor gives me gas. 192 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,259 Excuse me. 193 00:14:52,419 --> 00:14:56,099 Maurice! We're in the middle of a toast. What's the deal? 194 00:14:56,179 --> 00:14:57,979 The deal? 195 00:14:58,059 --> 00:15:01,779 The deal is she dumped me for him, and now she's carrying his baby. 196 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,859 That's the deal. 197 00:15:08,819 --> 00:15:14,659 We saw the satellite dish outside. Do you think we can pick up the Kemper Open? 198 00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:16,899 You guys like golf, huh? 199 00:15:40,419 --> 00:15:44,419 - How deep d'you want this hole? - 4 inches, with a 4.5- inch diameter. 200 00:15:44,499 --> 00:15:48,179 I gotta hand it to you, Ed. Great idea. Mr Masuto was very impressed. 201 00:15:48,259 --> 00:15:52,539 Yeah. I swiped it from a National Geographic special on Iceland. 202 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:56,179 All these bumps will be smoothed out before you tee up. 203 00:15:56,259 --> 00:16:00,299 Mr Masuto wants to draw up plans for a 36-hole, all-Astroturf golf course, 204 00:16:00,379 --> 00:16:03,699 - complete with drainage, at his resort. - You'll be the doctor? 205 00:16:03,779 --> 00:16:05,979 The attending physician. 206 00:16:06,859 --> 00:16:09,259 That's the game plan anyway. 207 00:16:10,019 --> 00:16:14,819 "Physician in residence" at a top-of-the-line vacation resort. 208 00:16:14,899 --> 00:16:16,979 Sort of like Gopher on Love Boat? 209 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:20,859 Gopher was the purser. Now he's a... he's a what? 210 00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:22,979 - Congressman. - Right. 211 00:16:23,059 --> 00:16:26,259 Too bad the show was a hit - he might've been an ex-president. 212 00:16:26,339 --> 00:16:31,339 Isaac was the bartender, and Captain Stubing was the captain. 213 00:16:31,419 --> 00:16:34,219 Right. OK, Ed, you're doin' a great job. 214 00:16:34,299 --> 00:16:36,619 Remember you gotta stretch out these seams. 215 00:16:36,699 --> 00:16:41,539 - Stretch out these seams! - I wonder what she wants. 216 00:16:42,499 --> 00:16:44,579 I don't have to justify myself to you! 217 00:16:44,659 --> 00:16:48,459 You don't see anything tacky about dropping a lime-green rug here? 218 00:16:48,539 --> 00:16:53,739 To you it's a rug, to me it's a 355-yard par four with two sand traps and a dogleg. 219 00:16:53,819 --> 00:16:57,619 Then why don't you just hoist a canvas over the trees, paint it blue...? 220 00:16:57,699 --> 00:17:01,019 - That's not a bad idea. - Drain the lake, line it with concrete, 221 00:17:01,099 --> 00:17:05,979 - stock it with goldfish! - Did you just come here to give me grief? 222 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:09,139 - You're in the wedding party. - I am? Why? 223 00:17:09,219 --> 00:17:12,339 Holling didn't care who his best man was, Shelly picked you. 224 00:17:12,419 --> 00:17:14,739 - Why? - You're her OB. 225 00:17:14,819 --> 00:17:17,619 - What?! - Just be there, Fleischman, on time. 226 00:17:17,699 --> 00:17:20,419 - And try to be festive. - Any other commands? 227 00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:23,579 - Shelly would like Maurice to sing. - Don't count on him. 228 00:17:23,659 --> 00:17:26,659 - Why not? - He's in negotiations with the Japanese. 229 00:17:26,739 --> 00:17:30,019 - A lame excuse. Make sure he's there. - Why can't you? 230 00:17:30,099 --> 00:17:33,499 You're the best man. Do something to earn your job distinction. 231 00:17:33,579 --> 00:17:35,739 - What's your job title? - Maid of honour. 232 00:17:35,819 --> 00:17:37,139 Heavy load! 233 00:17:37,219 --> 00:17:40,019 You wanna go over the ceremony with Chris? 234 00:17:40,099 --> 00:17:42,579 - With Chris? - He's ordained. 235 00:17:42,659 --> 00:17:46,059 - Chris is ordained?! - He answered an ad in Rolling Stone. 236 00:17:46,139 --> 00:17:49,259 - Rolling Stone?! - Stop repeating everything I say. 237 00:17:49,339 --> 00:17:51,659 It's annoying, and I'm in a time crunch. 238 00:17:52,619 --> 00:17:55,859 - I gotta go pick out the menu. - You love every minute of it. 239 00:17:55,939 --> 00:17:58,459 I do not. I detest weddings. 240 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,659 I don't have to justify myself to you. 241 00:18:05,979 --> 00:18:09,259 - Daddy! - Hey, baby girl! 242 00:18:10,179 --> 00:18:14,859 - Where's Uncle Bart and Aunt Louise? - They had to stay at the cannery. 243 00:18:14,939 --> 00:18:19,499 That's what happens when your girl gets knocked up in the middle of a salmon run. 244 00:18:19,579 --> 00:18:23,859 Daddy, this is your soon-to-be son-in-law, Holling Vincoeur. 245 00:18:23,939 --> 00:18:28,659 Holling, this is my daddy, Gorman Tambo. Your soon-to-be second father. 246 00:18:29,019 --> 00:18:31,579 - Howdy. - Pleased to meet you, sir. 247 00:18:31,659 --> 00:18:33,899 - Holling, please. - Holling. 248 00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:36,299 Isn't he just the coolest? 249 00:18:36,379 --> 00:18:39,139 I gotta go to Betsy Palmer's to get my dress fitted. 250 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:43,739 Why don't you sit down, get a little buzz on and get to know each other? 251 00:18:43,819 --> 00:18:46,259 I'll be back as soon as I can. 252 00:18:46,339 --> 00:18:48,179 Bye. 253 00:18:51,619 --> 00:18:55,419 So, uh... can I get you anything? 254 00:18:56,619 --> 00:18:59,179 You got any Drambuie? 255 00:19:00,299 --> 00:19:02,539 Uh... no. 256 00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:05,299 Well, then a pitcher of draught should do it. 257 00:19:07,619 --> 00:19:09,739 You know, to be honest, I was... 258 00:19:09,819 --> 00:19:13,779 I was kinda hopin' Shelly would get hitched to that astronaut fella. 259 00:19:16,179 --> 00:19:18,579 Have you ever met Maurice? 260 00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:23,099 I... I admit he don't have all his oars in the water, 261 00:19:23,179 --> 00:19:27,019 but he's sure got a lot of cash, huh? 262 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:30,419 I guess it must be strange for a father like yourself 263 00:19:30,499 --> 00:19:33,899 to be giving away his only girl to a total stranger. 264 00:19:33,979 --> 00:19:36,899 Not really. Shelly took off when she was 14, 265 00:19:36,979 --> 00:19:40,619 and she's been down a road or two since then, huh? 266 00:19:42,299 --> 00:19:45,779 - You been married before? - No. No, no, I haven't. 267 00:19:45,859 --> 00:19:48,099 Four-time loser, myself. 268 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,739 - Anyway, good luck. - Well, thank you very much. 269 00:19:51,819 --> 00:19:58,339 I don't think I'll need it. I want you to know that Shelly and I are very much in love. 270 00:19:58,419 --> 00:20:04,139 I wanna do this right by formally asking for your daughter's hand in marriage. 271 00:20:07,939 --> 00:20:10,219 How old are you? 272 00:20:10,299 --> 00:20:12,379 I'm 62. 273 00:20:56,419 --> 00:21:00,899 Mr Masuto respectfully says you're putting your head up, 274 00:21:00,979 --> 00:21:03,699 and that your grip is all wrong. 275 00:21:03,779 --> 00:21:07,179 But he'd be honoured to play another round. 276 00:21:07,259 --> 00:21:12,499 Well, you can tell Mr Masuto that I would be honoured to honour him. 277 00:21:24,579 --> 00:21:27,059 Smart shank, Fleischman. 278 00:21:27,139 --> 00:21:31,739 You're forging a bond with these ninjas tighter than a G-string on a sumo wrestler. 279 00:21:31,819 --> 00:21:35,139 - I wasn't trying to. - And by letting them win, 280 00:21:35,219 --> 00:21:38,299 you're lulling them into a false sense of superiority. 281 00:21:38,379 --> 00:21:41,699 How long before this deal is closed? These guys make me nervous. 282 00:21:41,779 --> 00:21:47,059 We'll seal the hatch on it after I take Wing and Wang upriver tomorrow. 283 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,419 Tomorrow? Shelly's getting married tomorrow. 284 00:21:50,499 --> 00:21:53,539 - So? - She wants you to sing at the ceremony. 285 00:21:53,619 --> 00:21:58,139 I can't very well do that if I'm gonna be in the next county all day, can I? 286 00:21:58,219 --> 00:22:00,979 - I guess not. - You guess right. 287 00:22:01,059 --> 00:22:04,259 Look, Maurice, I've been jilted. Everybody's been jilted. 288 00:22:04,339 --> 00:22:07,379 What's jilted got to do with anything? 289 00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:10,379 I wish 'em well. I... Well, I really do! 290 00:22:11,219 --> 00:22:15,179 If she wants to live over a bar with a man who doesn't believe in guns... 291 00:22:15,259 --> 00:22:19,139 If that'll make her happy, that's fine with me. 292 00:22:51,859 --> 00:22:54,339 - I'm sorry I'm late. - Where is he? 293 00:22:55,099 --> 00:22:57,339 You were supposed to bring him. Where is he? 294 00:22:57,419 --> 00:23:00,499 - Maurice asked me to send his... - Not Maurice. Holling. 295 00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:05,019 - Holling? Holling isn't here? - The best man should keep tabs on him. 296 00:23:05,099 --> 00:23:08,539 But all you care about is wheeling and dealing on plastic grass! 297 00:23:08,619 --> 00:23:10,619 - Maggie... - You don't care about her. 298 00:23:10,699 --> 00:23:12,539 Look, O'Connell... 299 00:23:12,619 --> 00:23:17,699 Maggie, it's not Dr Fleischman's fault Holling didn't come. 300 00:23:19,179 --> 00:23:21,819 If you leave now, you can make the graveyard shift. 301 00:23:21,899 --> 00:23:26,939 - Oh, no. Don't think that, Shelly. - She's right. Don't think that. 302 00:23:27,019 --> 00:23:30,179 You know Holling. He probably just forgot what time it is. 303 00:23:30,259 --> 00:23:32,459 It hasn't even been an hour yet. 304 00:23:36,739 --> 00:23:38,899 I looked everywhere, and he's nowhere. 305 00:23:47,779 --> 00:23:49,779 Well... 306 00:23:58,339 --> 00:24:02,579 OK, I'm gonna go. Hold this a second. 307 00:24:08,059 --> 00:24:12,819 This is no longer bonding, defined as "that which binds, links, unionises". 308 00:24:12,899 --> 00:24:18,139 This is playing golf in a thunderstorm, defined as "absurd and totally insane"! 309 00:24:18,219 --> 00:24:20,819 Come on, son. Look at 'em out there, 310 00:24:20,899 --> 00:24:23,899 quackin' away like a couple of mallards on a marsh. 311 00:24:23,979 --> 00:24:25,979 I'm talkin' about me! 312 00:24:26,059 --> 00:24:31,579 Joel, unless I'm mistaken, I didn't ask you in. You asked to be let in. Am I right? 313 00:24:31,659 --> 00:24:33,219 Yes, but... 314 00:24:33,299 --> 00:24:37,859 And this is your first taste of wheelin' and dealin' with the big boys, right? 315 00:24:37,939 --> 00:24:42,219 Granted, it's a little humid out there, and you are sounding a little nasal, 316 00:24:42,299 --> 00:24:47,939 but the forecast for this deal is sunny and mild. 317 00:24:48,019 --> 00:24:49,979 - Really? - Yeah. 318 00:24:50,059 --> 00:24:52,939 - When's the deal gonna close? - Soon. Trust me. 319 00:24:53,019 --> 00:24:54,939 - OK, but... - Shh! 320 00:24:55,019 --> 00:24:57,619 This is Chris, and we're on the phone lines. 321 00:24:57,699 --> 00:25:01,179 - Who am I talkin' to? - Jewels, up on the Kayak River. 322 00:25:01,259 --> 00:25:06,379 - Jewels, what's on your mind today? - I went up to Baker's Point to find Holling. 323 00:25:06,459 --> 00:25:09,739 - He used to make camp there with... - Cut to the chase, Jewels. 324 00:25:09,819 --> 00:25:14,059 Alll saw was a couple of empty beer cans and used condoms. 325 00:25:16,779 --> 00:25:22,019 Not a trace of Holling. Not even a track. He's halfway to the Arctic Circle now. 326 00:25:22,099 --> 00:25:24,139 Where's your sense of compassion? 327 00:25:24,219 --> 00:25:26,619 I'm as compassionate as the day is long! 328 00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:29,619 I'm just not sheddin' tears over anything obvious. 329 00:25:29,699 --> 00:25:32,779 You knew Holling wouldn't go through with the wedding? 330 00:25:32,859 --> 00:25:35,459 Shelly and Holling were doomed from the first. 331 00:25:35,539 --> 00:25:40,339 They just never fit together. He doesn't know what makes her tick the way I do. 332 00:25:40,739 --> 00:25:44,019 Shelly didn't walk out on Holling. He stood her up. 333 00:25:44,099 --> 00:25:47,539 I saw that look in her eyes when she walked out of your office. 334 00:25:47,619 --> 00:25:53,019 - That was morning sickness. - I've got nothing personal against Holling. 335 00:25:53,099 --> 00:25:57,379 But one of these days, sooner or later, Shelly is gonna come to her senses 336 00:25:57,459 --> 00:26:00,099 and find her way back to my doorstep. 337 00:26:02,739 --> 00:26:04,939 Your play, Dr Fleischman! 338 00:26:11,819 --> 00:26:16,819 Honky Tonk Angels" by Kitty Wells) 339 00:26:20,539 --> 00:26:22,539 Uh, you got 'em mixed up. 340 00:26:25,139 --> 00:26:27,619 But I suppose I could eat his. 341 00:26:35,379 --> 00:26:38,579 Just a bit touchy today, ain't you, Shel? 342 00:26:38,659 --> 00:26:40,659 Back off! 343 00:26:56,819 --> 00:26:58,819 Hello, Shelly. 344 00:27:00,139 --> 00:27:02,299 I'm sorry about yesterday. 345 00:27:03,979 --> 00:27:06,739 - Yesterday? - Yeah, you know... 346 00:27:06,819 --> 00:27:08,899 What? 347 00:27:08,979 --> 00:27:12,139 About, uh... standin' you up for the wedding. 348 00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:14,339 Oh, that. 349 00:27:15,499 --> 00:27:18,379 I guess the time just got away from me. 350 00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:22,019 - I guess. - I was up on Cripple Creek. 351 00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:24,619 I got a picture. I hope it turns out. 352 00:27:24,699 --> 00:27:28,739 It's of a fish hawk with its shadow across the face of a rock. 353 00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:34,099 Jeez, Shelly! 354 00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:40,219 - You're mad. - Good guess. 355 00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:46,819 Well, you've a right to be mad, I... I reckon. 356 00:27:47,539 --> 00:27:49,139 You reckon? 357 00:27:49,379 --> 00:27:51,379 You reckon?! 358 00:27:57,099 --> 00:27:59,819 I've never been so humiliated in my life. 359 00:27:59,899 --> 00:28:02,339 You could have warned me! 360 00:28:02,419 --> 00:28:04,899 What do you think I am, some kid? 361 00:28:04,979 --> 00:28:09,419 If you're marrying me because you think you have to, then think again. 362 00:28:10,419 --> 00:28:14,259 I want you to marry me cos you feel the same way about me that I feel about you. 363 00:28:14,339 --> 00:28:16,179 I do! 364 00:28:16,259 --> 00:28:20,819 You may think that, since you're so much older, you know more about the worid. 365 00:28:20,899 --> 00:28:23,859 Well, in some cases, that may be. 366 00:28:23,939 --> 00:28:26,299 But I read magazines. 367 00:28:27,859 --> 00:28:29,979 I watch TV. 368 00:28:32,219 --> 00:28:36,419 I know how people are supposed to treat each other. 369 00:28:44,499 --> 00:28:47,939 Another half-inch, this would have been a terrible tragedy. 370 00:28:48,019 --> 00:28:51,659 - Shelly's got good aim. - You've got good luck. 371 00:28:51,739 --> 00:28:55,099 It's not too deep a gash, so there shouldn't be much of a scar. 372 00:28:55,179 --> 00:28:56,619 Thanks, Joel. 373 00:28:56,699 --> 00:28:59,779 I didn't get a chance to thank you for bein' my best man. 374 00:28:59,859 --> 00:29:05,299 - Well, almost, that is. - Well, I'm glad to almost do it, Holling. 375 00:29:05,379 --> 00:29:08,339 Joel, may I speak with you for a moment? 376 00:29:08,419 --> 00:29:10,419 Yeah, sure. 377 00:29:11,379 --> 00:29:16,579 I've never been one to scare easily, but then, all of a sudden, it... 378 00:29:17,579 --> 00:29:19,579 You see... 379 00:29:20,379 --> 00:29:25,819 for 40 years I have been alone, on my own, and life has been good. 380 00:29:25,899 --> 00:29:27,899 But now, it's... 381 00:29:28,979 --> 00:29:31,979 - What? Now it's what? - It's better. 382 00:29:32,059 --> 00:29:36,019 - That's great. Then what's the problem? - I was born in the Yukon. 383 00:29:36,099 --> 00:29:38,739 - I was an only child. - Uh-huh? 384 00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:42,099 My father kicked the bucket when he was 104. 385 00:29:42,179 --> 00:29:44,579 - Really? - My grandfather, God bless him, 386 00:29:44,659 --> 00:29:47,779 he shuffled off when he was 106. 387 00:29:47,859 --> 00:29:51,539 My mother, on the other hand, died when she was 42. 388 00:29:51,619 --> 00:29:53,899 My grandmother passed on when she was 44. 389 00:29:53,979 --> 00:29:57,299 And neither man ever remarried. 390 00:29:58,659 --> 00:30:03,299 The Vincoeurs have always been known, for generations, as one-woman men. 391 00:30:03,379 --> 00:30:06,299 - Myself included. - Shelly adores you. 392 00:30:06,379 --> 00:30:08,859 I know that, Joel. I do. 393 00:30:08,939 --> 00:30:15,179 But that doesn't change the fact that I'm slated to be alive for another 45 years. 394 00:30:15,259 --> 00:30:18,379 What if Shelly's not there with me at the end? 395 00:30:18,459 --> 00:30:25,179 She's 18 years old, Holling! In 45 years, she'll be... 63. 396 00:30:25,499 --> 00:30:30,419 An errant snowmobile aside, she's got a long and full life ahead. 397 00:30:30,499 --> 00:30:32,499 One would think. 398 00:30:32,579 --> 00:30:34,579 But life's a cruel mistress, Joel. 399 00:30:35,619 --> 00:30:37,779 What if something does happen to her? 400 00:30:38,899 --> 00:30:45,859 I remember plainly my... my father and my grandfather's pain and sadness. 401 00:30:47,059 --> 00:30:50,819 They lived alone for the last 60 years of their lives, 402 00:30:51,339 --> 00:30:54,619 without the women who'd made life itself worthwhile. 403 00:30:54,699 --> 00:30:58,179 Now, I promised myself I would never get married, 404 00:30:58,259 --> 00:31:00,859 never go through what they had. 405 00:31:02,499 --> 00:31:06,259 Not even if it meant never allowing myself to fall in love. 406 00:31:12,059 --> 00:31:14,299 I've done a good job of it, too. 407 00:31:16,819 --> 00:31:18,819 Until now. 408 00:31:23,099 --> 00:31:25,819 - Thank you. I'll see you later. - OK. 409 00:31:31,499 --> 00:31:33,499 Hey, Fleischman. 410 00:31:34,419 --> 00:31:36,419 The wedding's back on. 411 00:31:36,499 --> 00:31:40,339 - Holling and Shelly? - No, Fleischman, Laurel and Hardy! 412 00:31:40,419 --> 00:31:43,179 Tomorrow at five. Let's bring dignity to it this time. 413 00:31:43,259 --> 00:31:45,499 Dignity, me? What are you insinuating? 414 00:31:45,579 --> 00:31:50,339 - Late show, no groom, bad socks. - Hey, my fianc�e gave me those socks! 415 00:31:50,419 --> 00:31:54,699 You're best man, I'm maid of honour. We set the tone, we set the example. 416 00:31:54,779 --> 00:31:57,579 All I'm asking is that, years from now, 417 00:31:57,659 --> 00:32:00,699 when we're just a distasteful memory to each other, 418 00:32:00,779 --> 00:32:06,539 we can say we helped create a charming, touching ceremony. What d'you say? 419 00:32:07,379 --> 00:32:10,299 What time did you book 'em out on the honeymoon moose? 420 00:32:10,379 --> 00:32:14,059 Fine. You stay on your side of the aisle, I'll stay on mine. 421 00:32:14,139 --> 00:32:16,699 Wait, wait. Just wait! 422 00:32:17,979 --> 00:32:20,619 You're right. You're right, and I agree with you. 423 00:32:20,699 --> 00:32:24,379 As members of the wedding, we should put our best foot forward 424 00:32:24,459 --> 00:32:27,299 and lie about how much we loathe each other. 425 00:32:27,619 --> 00:32:29,059 Good. 426 00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:34,779 - Sorry what I said about the socks. - I hadn't done my laundry in two weeks. 427 00:32:34,859 --> 00:32:37,459 Anyway, they look great in the gym. 428 00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:41,219 So what about you? I guess you'll be getting married in New York. 429 00:32:41,299 --> 00:32:45,459 Me and Elaine? Oh, yeah, New York. Big Apple family, you know. 430 00:32:46,019 --> 00:32:47,699 - Are you? - Rick and me? 431 00:32:47,779 --> 00:32:51,339 - Yeah. - Yeah, I guess. I mean, maybe. 432 00:32:51,419 --> 00:32:54,659 Who knows? But sure. Why not? 433 00:32:54,739 --> 00:32:56,739 - I don't know. No reason. - OK. 434 00:32:57,179 --> 00:32:59,579 Gotta go. 435 00:33:11,579 --> 00:33:13,859 - Maurice? - Shelly! 436 00:33:13,939 --> 00:33:16,939 - OK if I come in? - Please, yeah. 437 00:33:17,019 --> 00:33:20,659 Don't ask me if Holling knows if I'm here or not, cos he doesn't. 438 00:33:25,939 --> 00:33:29,219 Don't get spooked. It's just business. 439 00:33:33,899 --> 00:33:40,139 Hey, guess what I've got on the second shelf in the fridge. Had it for six months. 440 00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:42,699 A Diet Cherry Pepsi. I'll get it for you. 441 00:33:42,779 --> 00:33:45,659 Thanks, but it'll just make me pee. 442 00:33:47,699 --> 00:33:49,979 So, little missy. 443 00:33:52,099 --> 00:33:54,379 - How you been? - I'm OK. 444 00:33:54,459 --> 00:33:57,299 Except for when I get the twirly-whirlies. 445 00:33:57,379 --> 00:34:02,019 Uh-huh? Well, you're... you're lookin' real good, Shelly. 446 00:34:03,459 --> 00:34:07,579 - You're making my stomach gurgle. - That's a start, darlin'. 447 00:34:07,659 --> 00:34:11,539 What I'm trying to say is you're not making what I came to ask you very easy. 448 00:34:11,619 --> 00:34:13,859 Oh. Well, I don't mean to do that. 449 00:34:14,859 --> 00:34:18,659 I'm just as pleased as Punch that you came back, Shelly. 450 00:34:19,139 --> 00:34:22,339 I've been countin' the days, tickin' 'em off one by one. 451 00:34:22,419 --> 00:34:24,179 Maurice... 452 00:34:24,259 --> 00:34:26,819 Do you want me to help you get the words out? 453 00:34:28,139 --> 00:34:31,099 You wanna come home to Daddy, right? 454 00:34:31,179 --> 00:34:34,139 No! I want you to sing at my wedding. 455 00:34:34,219 --> 00:34:36,979 - What?! - It would mean a lot to me and Holling. 456 00:34:38,859 --> 00:34:43,139 He walked out on you. He left you standing at the altar in disgrace! 457 00:34:43,659 --> 00:34:48,899 He walked back in. And he re-asked me to remarry him tomorrow. I've re-said yes. 458 00:34:51,539 --> 00:34:54,019 - What did you expect? - Well... 459 00:34:54,099 --> 00:34:56,099 I don't know, I... 460 00:34:57,019 --> 00:35:01,299 Well, I thought that we... You... 461 00:35:01,379 --> 00:35:04,059 - Well, I thought that I would... - Hop on me? 462 00:35:04,139 --> 00:35:05,699 Well, no! 463 00:35:06,299 --> 00:35:08,379 Well, not right away. 464 00:35:08,459 --> 00:35:11,139 Shelly! Shelly, please... 465 00:35:11,619 --> 00:35:13,419 Please sit down. 466 00:35:17,219 --> 00:35:22,179 All right, I... I did hope that we'd fool around. 467 00:35:22,259 --> 00:35:27,459 But not before I told you how much I'd missed you, 468 00:35:28,339 --> 00:35:30,459 how much I'd thought about you, 469 00:35:30,859 --> 00:35:34,059 and how I'd dreamed you'd come back. 470 00:35:36,339 --> 00:35:39,179 That other day, at the chapel, 471 00:35:39,259 --> 00:35:43,539 when everybody kept asking "Where's Holling?", 472 00:35:43,619 --> 00:35:47,019 what I kept thinking was "Holling can take care of himself." 473 00:35:47,099 --> 00:35:50,979 "But if Maurice passes up a chance to sing in public, 474 00:35:51,059 --> 00:35:54,139 he must still be real mad at me." 475 00:35:54,219 --> 00:35:57,299 And now you're saying you're not only still PO'd, 476 00:35:57,379 --> 00:35:59,859 but that you want me back? 477 00:35:59,939 --> 00:36:01,139 Yeah. 478 00:36:01,219 --> 00:36:04,979 Isn't a year and a half a long enough time to have a crush on somebody? 479 00:36:05,059 --> 00:36:10,979 Wait a minute. Shelly... it was more than a crush. I would have married you. 480 00:36:11,059 --> 00:36:15,619 I'm sorry, Maurice, but you can't marry me, cos I'm marrying Holling tomorrow. 481 00:36:15,699 --> 00:36:18,339 Besides which, you can't carry a blowtorch for me 482 00:36:18,419 --> 00:36:20,899 when I'm carrying little Holling Junior. 483 00:36:21,579 --> 00:36:24,539 It's yucky, and it makes me feel weird. 484 00:36:24,619 --> 00:36:30,979 I don't understand, dammit! I'm so much... better than he is. You've got to admit that. 485 00:36:31,579 --> 00:36:36,659 Maybe you are. But he's better for me. 486 00:36:37,099 --> 00:36:39,099 I'm sorry, Maurice. 487 00:36:44,699 --> 00:36:47,419 If you'll excuse me, 488 00:36:47,499 --> 00:36:52,499 I've got a couple of businessmen waiting to close a big deal. 489 00:36:53,979 --> 00:36:56,819 What I always liked best about you, Maurice, 490 00:36:56,899 --> 00:37:00,859 was when you'd put on those old show tunes and sing along with the record. 491 00:37:15,859 --> 00:37:20,979 Hey! You can't split. We haven't notarised the contracts yet! 492 00:37:22,019 --> 00:37:25,099 Come on! One song, Maurice. 493 00:37:25,699 --> 00:37:27,699 Give the kid a break. 494 00:37:31,979 --> 00:37:36,419 To have wings on your heels 495 00:37:40,499 --> 00:37:45,179 on the chance that you'll meet 496 00:37:51,699 --> 00:37:54,139 I'm sorry your daddy couldn't stay. 497 00:37:54,219 --> 00:37:56,939 - We can always send him a snapshot. - Yeah. 498 00:38:07,499 --> 00:38:13,019 Holling's here, Shelly's here, he's here - wearing decent socks. 499 00:38:13,379 --> 00:38:14,819 - Got the ring? - Yes. 500 00:38:14,899 --> 00:38:16,659 - Show me. - It's in my pocket. 501 00:38:16,739 --> 00:38:20,739 - Show it to me. - I'm not gonna show it to you! Oh, for G... 502 00:38:36,419 --> 00:38:40,099 It's occasions like these that my thoughts turn to marriage. 503 00:38:40,179 --> 00:38:44,379 I think of the Dalai Lama, the Pope, Mother Teresa - 504 00:38:44,459 --> 00:38:47,859 very spiritual people who never took the plunge. 505 00:38:47,939 --> 00:38:52,539 Then we have Elizabeth Taylor and Mickey Rooney - couldn't get enough of it. 506 00:38:52,619 --> 00:38:54,659 What do we make of this dichotomy? 507 00:38:54,739 --> 00:39:00,819 Well, we're here to wish our friends a long life filled with happiness. 508 00:39:00,899 --> 00:39:05,099 Shelly Tambo, do you take this man to be your lawful wedded husband, 509 00:39:05,179 --> 00:39:07,739 - till death do you part? - Uh-huh. 510 00:39:08,419 --> 00:39:12,739 Holling Vincoeur, do you take this lovely girl to be your lawful wedded wife, 511 00:39:12,819 --> 00:39:15,259 till death do you part? 512 00:39:20,019 --> 00:39:21,779 Holling? 513 00:39:24,379 --> 00:39:26,379 Holling? 514 00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:31,379 I wonder if I might speak with Shelly for a moment. 515 00:39:31,939 --> 00:39:34,419 In private. 516 00:39:51,259 --> 00:39:54,299 - What'd you say to him, Fleischman? - Nothing! 517 00:39:54,939 --> 00:39:56,379 The plot thickens. 518 00:39:56,459 --> 00:39:59,819 You promised! You crossed your heart and you hoped to die! 519 00:39:59,899 --> 00:40:03,539 I know I did, but if you could just let me say what I have to say. 520 00:40:03,619 --> 00:40:06,139 OK, fine. What do you have to say? 521 00:40:06,219 --> 00:40:09,979 It's no secret that I'm not very good at expressin' myself in words. 522 00:40:10,059 --> 00:40:12,059 But... 523 00:40:12,739 --> 00:40:17,219 there was a moment, when friends were smilin' at us and Maurice was warblin' 524 00:40:17,299 --> 00:40:20,739 and you looked at me and... 525 00:40:22,939 --> 00:40:24,939 we became one. 526 00:40:25,939 --> 00:40:28,619 And I can tell you this. 527 00:40:28,699 --> 00:40:33,579 You are the most beautiful thing that has ever happened to me. 528 00:40:33,659 --> 00:40:35,939 And I will love you, Shelly. 529 00:40:36,819 --> 00:40:38,819 And cherish you. 530 00:40:39,779 --> 00:40:43,779 And protect you and our little pup till death do us part. 531 00:40:45,659 --> 00:40:47,659 No matter who goes first. 532 00:40:51,139 --> 00:40:54,819 But... don't make me do this. 533 00:41:02,499 --> 00:41:05,499 Do we still get to keep the presents? 534 00:41:06,619 --> 00:41:08,619 Yeah. 535 00:41:18,979 --> 00:41:22,339 That was the most beautiful non-ceremony I ever saw. 536 00:41:22,419 --> 00:41:24,819 She's almost as tall as he is. 537 00:41:25,219 --> 00:41:29,259 - What are we gonna do with all the rice? - Make a pudding. 538 00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:39,739 I know two years is a long time, but with time off for good behaviour, who knows? 539 00:41:39,819 --> 00:41:41,979 - Maybe... - Fleischman? 540 00:41:42,059 --> 00:41:44,539 Maurice! Just the man I wanna see. 541 00:41:44,619 --> 00:41:47,539 Elaine, honey? Maurice just walked in. 542 00:41:47,979 --> 00:41:51,579 No, that's Holling. Maurice is the one I'm in on the deal with. 543 00:41:51,659 --> 00:41:55,739 You remember. He's the one who tried to blow my head off with a shotgun. 544 00:41:55,819 --> 00:41:57,499 Right. Right. 545 00:41:57,579 --> 00:42:00,819 Let me get the latest lowdown. I'll call you right back, OK? 546 00:42:00,899 --> 00:42:02,939 OK, me too. 547 00:42:04,299 --> 00:42:08,099 So, why aren't you down at Holling's, celebrating with everybody? 548 00:42:08,179 --> 00:42:13,659 I was until Chris started doing his Ozzy Osbourne impersonation. 549 00:42:14,859 --> 00:42:17,979 Let me ask you somethin', Joel. 550 00:42:18,059 --> 00:42:22,139 Do you think Shelly cared for my singing? 551 00:42:22,219 --> 00:42:24,979 Yeah, I think everyone did, Maurice. 552 00:42:26,579 --> 00:42:29,579 - What's the latest on the Japanese? - They passed. 553 00:42:29,659 --> 00:42:31,859 - They what?! - They passed. 554 00:42:31,939 --> 00:42:34,539 - These things happen, son. - They happen? 555 00:42:34,619 --> 00:42:38,339 That's the sum total of sushi and sake and soaking wet golf?! 556 00:42:38,419 --> 00:42:42,619 What can I tell you? You don't wanna get mixed up with the likes of them anyway. 557 00:42:42,699 --> 00:42:45,459 "The likes of them"? What exactly was their likes? 558 00:42:45,539 --> 00:42:48,059 Well, let me put it this way. 559 00:42:49,179 --> 00:42:52,859 If you cross those guys, you sleep with the sushi. 560 00:42:57,499 --> 00:43:00,059 - Oh, hello, Maurice. - Hi, Ed. 561 00:43:00,139 --> 00:43:04,379 - Should I get lost? - No, no. I'm just leavin' anyway. 562 00:43:04,459 --> 00:43:08,699 Maurice, I just wanna tell you I'm real sorry you didn't get the girl in the end. 563 00:43:08,779 --> 00:43:11,099 I was pulling for you. 564 00:43:11,179 --> 00:43:13,419 Thanks, Ed. 565 00:43:13,499 --> 00:43:19,139 The memory of that little gal walkin' down that runway at that beauty contest, 566 00:43:19,219 --> 00:43:23,099 wearin' that bathing suit with that tiara on her head... 567 00:43:23,179 --> 00:43:27,779 That's somethin' nobody'll ever be able to take away from me. 568 00:43:30,659 --> 00:43:33,899 - Are you all right, Dr Fleischman? - What do you want, Ed? 569 00:43:34,939 --> 00:43:38,539 - The golf course is beginning to smell. - Why? 570 00:43:38,619 --> 00:43:42,979 With the rain, and no drainage system, it's beginning to mildew. 571 00:43:46,019 --> 00:43:50,099 But I guess we can figure something out tomorrow. 572 00:43:50,939 --> 00:43:53,739 Well, good night, Dr Fleischman. 573 00:44:18,819 --> 00:44:25,819 This is Elaine. I'm not here right now, but if you leave a message I'll get back to you. 574 00:44:25,869 --> 00:44:30,419 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0